Take THAT, you little spaz!  Ted Turner eat your heart out!  Er, wait...heh heh...I didn't mean it, Ditzie, honest!   Ditzie, please put down that FGMP....DITZIE!!....

[Ducking for cover]

>>>>KA-BOOOOOM!!!!!!<<<<

Ditzie:  "OoooOOOoooo, that looked like it hurty-wurtied a whoooole lot......